haha
this morning i was getting so mad at the honey
it's a 1kg bottle of liquid honey
or at least
it WAS liquid
but somehow when it gets down to about 250mL it decides to solidify
more and more each day
so i'm squeezing this ridiculous bottle out of shape and putting all my bloody strength into it
just to get a bit on Leila's bread for her lunch for school
so when i'm done
i decide the bottle needs to stay upside-down from now on
but the nozzle won't allow for that
(or neck, whatever)
so i grab a plastic cup out of the kids' cupboard and shove the honey bottle in there
leave it on the counter
take kids to school ... come home, am moving shiz on the counter to try and re-heat some coffee (o btw my last 'to go' cup [lid is long gone too] died today, its leakiness being no longer tolerable to me) and i grab an empty bread bag and pull it and the whole honey contraption falls over
fuck it
i just stick it on the stove
time for my reheated coffee.
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